In this nail-biting thriller, Officer John McClane drags his beautifully constructed body across the kitchen floor for no other reason but to show off his impeccable strength. There are a few hiccups in his plan to murder every bad guy on earth when he finds several shards of cardboard caught between his toes.
You have never seen two retroscoped light sticks shine this bright before, guaranteed. An intense duel between a fierce plastic-masked Darth and a warmly robed Obi will keep you on the very edge of your seat. But don't you fret, Princess Leia shows off her immaculate buns as always.
Smeared ketchup and schizophrenia have never been sexier. Join Tyler Durden and Tyler Durden as they slap each other silly while flaunting their scandalous pecks. Grab a seat, grease yourself up and ask your mom to leave the room because this classic fight in the basement is about to get real dirty.
Baby-proofing the entire world could not safe your face or abdomen from the laughter induced muscle convulsions you are sure to endure while watching this flick. Toilets aren't the only place in the restroom to relieve yourself, just ask the dude in the dress.
The hills are alive with the sound of Maria dry-heaving as she finishes up a round of 78 highly accelerated spins. This classic tale of an aproned woman will make you never want children, while wishing you had children to spank at the same time.
Men with ravishing pony-tails, industrious trench coats and piercing swords are what make this clip so delicious. Duncan MacLeod is stuck in what feels like a never ending battle of wits with his arch nemesis Kalas. Although Kalas may or may not leave with a head, the view of the infamous city of love is absolutely breath-taking.
Navin can pump gas like you can't believe, but you should see him dodge bullets. A smart-mouthed redneck tries to pick off the lovably idiotic Navin, but who is the real idiot here? The one inventing spectacle stops or the individual firing rounds at gas pumps.
Andy desperately flees his prison cell, knapsack of feminine products in hand, leaving behind the most sensual poster of mankind. Although his escape is risky, certain obstacles seem to surprisingly refresh his senses. Accompany Andy on this daring crawl across a nasty floor to a brand new life full of voluptuous posters.
Sometimes BFFs argue, but their apologetic reunions are always as cool as beans. Don't miss Kevin Powell's gorgeous karaoke in this timeless tale of adventurous confidants musically saying the same thing back and forth.
School is out with this heart-wrenching story of a menacing principal in knee-highs and a pig-tailed whimpering blonde. Check out the distance Trunchbull gets when she flings the pussing pissworm across the school yard after a heated debate of acceptable hairstyles.
